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I’m proud of him
Many years ago when James was five, his mother asked him what he wanted for Christmas. He drew himself up, lifted his chin, and answered:
“I would like a striped bathrobe. ” (Long pause.) “With a hood.”
By then we were already used to his dramatic presentation and his affinity for things difficult to obtain. We tended to ignore the former and acquiesce to the latter. That year my sister scoured the retail landscape until she found the requested article of clothing.
Christmas Day dawned and James was soon sweeping through the house in his hooded robe looking like a small, self-assured Bedouin.
Now nearly 20 years later, he’s a man; one with a past full of roadblocks skirted, challenges faced down, painful losses mourned. He spends his days doing mysterious things to the faces of women and men who are pursing the Holy Grail of perfect skin. He sells them expensive potions full of botanical rarities and sheep placenta. He’s very good at it all. He hasn’t given up his dream of being an actor; his clients are just audience members lying down with cucumber slices on their eyes. Imagine a deep-cleansing facial from Rex Harrison and you’ve just about got it.
When the poor economy and a layoff swept James into sudden unemployment, he took his salesmanship to the street, in his case, Madison Avenue, and promptly landed another position with an even more exclusive house of epidermis-worship.
He was excited when he called to tell me about his new job. In his telling the interview became a soliloquy, the job-offer a love scene. Knowing there were a hundred more applicants ready to pounce, he coolly requested a bump in salary. I’m guessing he will get it sooner rather than later.
When we hung up, I sat there for a long time, remembering the small boy standing in that living room, describing exactly what he wanted, confident it would come to him.