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I noticed that the stars who stood on stage at the Oscars last night and delivered their allegedly original and personal thoughts about the nominees for best actors were almost all talking more about themselves than the nominated person.
Now, that puzzled me. I would never selfishly commandeer a moment like that. In fact, all during the Oscar pre-season I kept quiet about the fact that I was way ahead of this sudden Hollywood interest in explosives. The makers of The Hurt Locker (winner for Best Picture; Directing, Film Editing; Sound Editing; Sound Mixing and Original Screenplay) are not the only people who know from bomb squads. But did I rub anyone’s nose in that? No, I did not.
Did I use my influence and power as a blogger to remind everyone that I spent quality time with the Bomb & Arson squad of the San Diego County Sheriff’s Department four years ago, and wrote 8,151 words on the experience for the San Diego Reader? No, I did not.
Did I post any sample paragraphs from my story? No, I did not. If you read the following you will notice that it has never before appeared on this blog:
This is the first absolute truth of being a good bomb tech: You must have an abiding respect for every device you face down. There is nothing static about this respectfulness; it is fed by obsessive training, reading, tinkering, and shop-talking. That’s where the second absolute truth comes in: You can have surgeon-steady hands and a pair of solid-brass cojones, but without a brain crammed full of the chemistry, physics, history, sociology, and weaponry specs that make up bomb-smarts, you’re just a guy leaning over a pile of antsy gunpowder, hoping for a spell of good luck. -
-excerpted from “Things that go BOOM,” by Kimberly Marlowe Hartnett, San Diego Reader, April 2006.
Last night wasn’t about me; it was the big night for the folks who brought you The Hurt Locker, and I respected that.
You know that the British and Canadians have it completely up on the Americans in terms of gracious acceptance (awards, honors, queuing). That’s why you watch the BAFTA awards. In America, we’re all AMAZING and have AMAZING support for our VISION. I wanted to blurp all over the television during the awards but I fell asleep instead.
As a side note, however, possibly the greatest takedown of another’s success also comes from the Queen’s side of the table, with Australia’s Clive James, and his legendary poem, “The Book of My Enemy has been Remaindered.”
Thank you and good night.